L. L.

It's reported that Lindsay Lohan (yes, the actress from such blockbuster hits as Freaky Friday, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Mean Girls and The Parent Trap) has said she wants to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton and entertain the troops.

OK, I'm down with that.

It is also reported that she hoped to emulate Marilyn Monroe who performed for our troops in Korea in 1954.

Well, if performing for the troops is what she wants to emulate, I can go there too. If, however, she believes she can look like or have the appeal of Monroe, naaah.

Finally, it's reported that she would prepare for her trip by taking shooting lessons with her security guard,

God save and protect our men and women in uniform!